I sometimes imagine a character chasing after me when I jog. His name is Die A Bêtes and he cuts off legs and limbs.
This stat released today by the CDC:
http://diabetes.webmd.com/news/20080624/nearly-24-million-have-diabetes
I currently eat a diabetes menu so I can eat pizza when I'm 60
The worst part about diabetes, besides cutting of limbs? "Do not drink more than two drinks of alcohol in a one-day period."
FUCK YOU DIABETES. I'm not dying early and I'm fucking drinking.
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