it'll all started with a cookie

I keep forgetting to stop eating those damn cookies. so here's a post from the cookie monster himself. I guess he wrote for McSweeneys.
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"Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn't normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside."

Artists and Walking

There's something about artists. Although not overly muscular or fit in anyway, they are however, thin. Apparently I live in the "artist district" and there are certainly no overweight people here. It may be do to walking.

My internet disappeared and so I walked to the closest place that I knew of with internet, the los angeles public library. It was a four mile round trip walk, plus the eight pound laptop. This is the life of thinness.

The other thing about artists is that it's difficult to make money in a society that values money. So they make very little of it, and then buy very little. Less food, more walking = thin. basic, yes, but getting thin in theory doesn't seem that difficult.