Friday, February 15, 2008

Yogurt

Fat people never buy yogurt. We just don't. I bought it for the first time. EVER. Not one of those pansy single size cups. I got one of those big huge tubs. I control my yogurt intake, not Yoplait, not any body.

I like yogurt because you don't have to chew, you can just suck from the front of your teeth. That'd be fun to do with a veggie burger.

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